Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

What do you call your mom? Mom

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

I like U.............................nicorns :D

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Your dads dead. lol

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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