What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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Your face

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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snooki

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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I walk into a bar...

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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gay porn...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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