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What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Wolfjob.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

Donald Trump.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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