- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

A child walks into a classroom.

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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