- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

how do you win a game try your best

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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