- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Jimmy Saville

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

The adventures of Helen Keller:

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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