- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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