Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Dwight Howard

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

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Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

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Yo mamma so fat, she's on a diet and is losing weight at a good, steady rate.

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Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

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