What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

A child walks into a classroom.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Knock Knock Come in

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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