- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Nero, sure you are okay?

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

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