- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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