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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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