- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

a black guy hates chicken.

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