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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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