Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

what did the guy say when his partner took a poop on his chest? It was unnecessary for you to deficate onto my chest. In no way at all was that sexually stimulating, and i shall consider seeking out a new partner.

what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

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