- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Knock knock Come in

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

NASCAR being considered a sport.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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