What did the African want for breakfast? Ebola cereal

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Trump will make America great again.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

mexicans fishing

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Robin, get in the batmobile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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