What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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my mind's eye?

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Religionh

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian food that is an American favorite, and the other is a follower of Judaism.

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Q. Why did the lady scream when she saw her husband? A. Because he was dead.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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How do you kill a red elephant? You can't red elephants don't exist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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