Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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Whats funnier than 24.....25

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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