- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

ur an fagit

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

I work at jcpenny

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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