What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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