Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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Why does the deer cross the road? It had just birthed two deer, one of which was hungry, and food was on the other side, the other had been hit by 4x4 Hemi V8 Supercharged F1-50.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

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What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What did he African say when he had diarrhea? Shit

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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