- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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