How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

Patriarchy.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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