- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

a man walks into a bar, it hurt.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

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