Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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what is worse than a guy pissed?

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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yes i can connor, this is brett.

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A woman is carried out of a bar.

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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Y u do dis?

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