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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in an apple within a worm inside your apple...

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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