- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Tilt your screen back

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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