What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Your future.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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