- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

pull my finger (farts)

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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