- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

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