- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

4 gay men walk into a bar,but there is only one stool..... What do they do? Turn it over

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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