- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

dick dick dick... frogs

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

politically correct!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

Set up Punch line.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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