- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

honest politician

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

why did the duck cross the road? because his dk was stuck in the chickens a....

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

stephen hawking walks into a bar, and those who recognize him are shocked that he's no longer in his wheelchair, and approach him to let him know this, but it turns out they were wrong, it was just a man with similar facial features to stephen hawking.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

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