How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Keanu Reaves

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

Your gay

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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