- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

hey did you hear about Osama bin laden? He was found by the CIA and killed on account of his atrocious actions.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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