What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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so how about that irline food

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Why didn't the black man make it into heaven? No one did, there is no evidence supporting the existence of an afterlife.

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

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Why did the bear eat a group of children? It was hungry.

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Racial Equality

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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