- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Face Hunter is scum

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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