i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

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How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

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What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Women's rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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