- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Santa isn't real

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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