How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why did the Chinese family eat a dog? Because they were poor and starving refugees.

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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so...um, yeah

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Anti Joke

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