How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Haha, I get it..

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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