Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Take wrong turns

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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