Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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One below was by me: Walter H

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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Men

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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