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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

. . I am a whale

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What does a homeless man get for his birthday? 25 cents

How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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