- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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