- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and broke its head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be very mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

What's the difference between shoes and babies? You can't eat shoes.

Try typing in any three letters in Google images and you will always see something inappropriate. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

Your momma's so fat; She has a constant sense of insecurity due to the instability in her relationships caused by her involuntary obesity.

If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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