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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Your mam is so fat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

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