What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why did the child get an 100% on a test?? Because they got all the questions correct.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

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I need a way to meet local babes and get ripped in 4 weeks. Shame there aren't any popularly advertised methods of doing that around here...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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