Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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I like your hair

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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roses are red violets are indigo

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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