A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

FUCK THE JEWS

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Moral

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Safe sex MR

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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