Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

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Roses are red, yup.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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