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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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