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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

A bar walks into a man

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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