- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How come grilled cheese?

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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