- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

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