- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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