- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't go to you anyways.

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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