- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Christianity.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

i have alzheimer's, so i forgot the punchline to this joke

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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