How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What is black and white and cant get through revolving doors? A zebra with a spear through its head.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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