What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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