What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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Obama walks into a hospital....

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why was the boy named Bethel? He had horrible parents that wanted him to live a life of social poverty.

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what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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A women in the kitchen.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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