- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

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