- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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