- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

I used to know what alzheimers was

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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