Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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david poredos

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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david give me my money back... i will have it next week

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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