What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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What's a joke? Funny

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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Blacks

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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