One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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:) Hey AMBY VALENT! Want to join our horsehead show below?? *Laughing track with that fat loud bitch that wont stop laughing making the actors stare at each other like douches* :/ Muuh, I dont really care im just some meh character anyway so yuh...' *Laughing track* ? ???? ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA! :( Hey get outta our show here you China man! *OOOH! Track plays with some fa*ott whistling* ? ???? | Baka! *leaves* *Awww track plays* *Laughing track*

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

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Why are black people so fast? They probably practice.

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A: why did the kid run out of lead B: because his dad broke into his house raped his wife and stoll everything he owned

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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