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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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