- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to get on Facebook, then someone asked me to save a child in Africa by liking a picture of Jesus or ignore it and go to hell

Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

A duck walks into a bar. A horse walks into a bar. A cow walks into a bar. A bear walks into a bar. The owner tells them to get out, but they can't understand humans. So they just stayed there.

Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With floss.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

What do you call a person who kills a black? A black man

What happen? Idk...

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

Jesse gets so many ladies

What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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