- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Can anyone Lenin money?

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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