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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

rabbits running in my bathroom!

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

There was an american man on the way to work.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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