- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did the banana rot? Because it didn't have any gills.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Knock Knock. Silence Busts open door "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Lindsay Lohan

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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