- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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