- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

You know whats better than 24? 25

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

I feel like making a good joke.But i cant. YN

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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