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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

women's rights

Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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