- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

What do you call a something with no limbs? a snake

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Why did Jessy crawl to her bed? Because she has no legs.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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