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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you through them.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

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