- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Who invented apple? God

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Depending on the amount of saliva you produce each lick the answer to this question varies species to species.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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