- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

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