- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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