Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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