Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

your mom

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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