- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

I like Pi. It can make circles.

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

Penis.

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Erectile Dysfunction.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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