- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the black man buy a gun? because he wanted to go hunting.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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